My lame jokes I just posted on Hogan's Heroes blog because I found that first:
Q: How do we know
Eve was good at mathematics?
A: Because she was,
“...known to Adam.”
Q: Why did the car
quit running after new wheels were put on?
A: Because it was
retired.
Q: What does a
cowboy use to make a milkshake?
A: Stirrups
Q: What did the big
gear say about the little gear?
A: That’s just my
‘pinion.
(Note: A pinion is
a round gear—usually to the smaller of two meshed gears—used in
applications such as rack and pinion systems)
Q: What did the big
gear say about the little gear suffering with a cold?
A: That’s just a
“rack and pinion.”
Q: What did the big
gear say to the little gear?
A: We mesh.
Q: How old are you
acting when you are tardy for seminary?
A: ‘eight
Q: How old are you
after dinner?
A: Already eight
Q: How old are you
when you get baptized?
A: Eight, of
course.
Q: What do you call
the camping house of a group of bees?
A: Attentive (A
tent hive.)
Q: Why is it so dry
in our state?
A: Because we live
in “Aridzona”
Well, four years later....
Our family now includes 20 grandchildren. Last posting I read said ??? Maybe seven fewer? It said our family members were 31 or 32. We are now 39 when all together.
